The diary of Lynne

didn't know people still read these

2007-02-14T04:37:17Z

I have realized that I am no longer motivated. These past 5 months have been a giant blur of booze, wasteful relationships, late night meals and not nearly enough homework. I feel like I am losing control and ambition.
I am finally thankful to be spending a valentine's day alone. Yet, I do not wish to be catching up with countless 'gender and society' readings that I have not touched this semester the night before my birthday. Speaking gender, to me, is one of the most pointless topics. The world is patriarchal and will always be, I don't care.

I have spent entirely too much effort keeping our rugby club afloat, consequently sinking my grades. Additionally, I sleep with drunken teammates in my bed more than I sleep alone. I should be charging these assholes rent.

Happy birthday lynney!

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-09-29T10:54:00

2006-09-29T15:08:53Z

so, my parents are coming up today, and we're going tailgating at the football game. Should be interesting...brother...
umm, did some partying last night, had a hard time getting drunk for some reason. I think Rocky's has taken the alcohol out of their shitty beer and added more shitty to it.
got my car towed last friday. $271. pretty awesome.

oh kind of a big deal in my life right now; yesterday I sat on a panel of about 10 in front of a class of 200+ talking about our sexuality. I had volunteered to do this about a week ago, but when the time came, I was super nervous and had a couple drinks with Teagrin beforehand. Then, I started to get nervous that I was going to sound drunk, so after every question I answered, I turned to my buddy Nic who was also on the panel asking him if I did sound drunk. He said no, so I think I am good. Anyhow, it was a pretty awesome experience and I am really glad I did it. Something that needed to be done. It was a good oppurtunity for people to ask questions with no restraints and help them realize that its ok to ask questions about anything and not have it be weird. cause its not.

so yeah, thats been whats up lately, drinking, car-stealing, and outting myself to the masses.
have a good weekend everyone.

so

2006-09-12T17:54:38Z

today is the last day of summer, for those of you who weren't aware. The weird thing is, is that I am completely sober right now, but I am being completely reflective and emotional, something I usually do when posting on livejournal only when I'm drunk.

This past summer has been a monumental one, more so than last summer even though it seems like last summer was more eventful. For one, I had time away from tampa to think about friendships made, friendships lost, and friendships rekindled. I made new friends in Melbourne as well, girls at work that I was never really friends with in highschool. Spent a lot of time with my pal John. Also, I realized that coming back home, most of the people I was friends with in highschool was because that's all there was. Going into college, you meet people who are more you taste and have selection, unlike the EG was.
I hit up some good parties and fell in love with all the wrong people.

Also, I think it is a good thing for people to be away from home for a while, then come back for a while, and then go back away. It really puts things into perspective when you get a chance to step away from different situations in different places and definitely makes you think about what you want to do with your life and change your original plan.

On top of all this, one of my most successful accomplishments is my bond with my dad. I used to be completely partial to my Mom, but now, I feel like I can approach my Dad with things that I can't do to my Mom. pretty cool.

As fall will come and go, I hope to keep making progress in learning and whatnot. I will be going to G-ville soon to see my Tina, I miss you.

now its time for a drink, so that this post doesn't look too ridiculous when I reread it.

lynne

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-08-13T23:33:00

2006-08-14T03:39:16Z

this is harder the second time around.

got a ticket friday night for rolling through a stop sign. $121.50. I was high.
saw ub40, maxi priest etc. live yesterday at cocoa beach pier. i wasn't high surprisingly.
finished packing today and spent time with the wagners.
leaving tomorrow.

i have a full line-up of partying already in store for tampa. in the meantime I must find a job since I am now in the hole after that unexpected 5-0 encounter. in the words of "2 live crew", fucking pigs.

still ridiculous and pathetic.
goodbye melbourne!

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-07-24T22:39:00

2006-07-25T02:44:24Z

I am ridiculous and pathetic!

goodnight moon.

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-06-26T21:02:00

2006-06-27T01:12:28Z

tonight, I am at the Salmon's house-sitting. Im about to pass out sitting up though. I raided their ice cream, liquor, and sleeping aide cabinets and am feeling pretty loose...and fat. Im binging ondigital cable and hot tub... I love rich people. anyways i'vebeen all over the state lately. Orlando for rugby this weekend, miami last weekend for rugby.Lots oflosing, fun, and passing out. All in all a generally good time. went to orlando last tuesday also for a party. It was an underwear party andwe had to pay if we didnt strip. John got right down to the nitty gritty,but cory and I just opted for the entry fee. it was gay and ended up getting broken up by the po... we rode around in a van for an hour and a half, cory and i held hands the whole way. Im in love again, but someone has a girlfriend... umm...almost got arrested for stealing a kiddy manequin at the social on saturday. Luckily I was able to drive away. I watched pimp my ride with my dad last night. Apparently he watches it all of the time. My mom told me I could have a couple beers at the salmon's tonight without me even asking...it was weird and I said no thanks...I obviously gave in though but went for the more expensive crown royal. I actually saw this salmon guy pour down half a bottle of crown royal once down the sink. If you guys dont know, its canadian whiskey that goes for about $50 a pop...christ. we all know that college students do anything they can to get alcohol. shit, Iknow some people who try to ferment their own alcohol with old apple juice...

anyways, Im going to go watch degrassi. bye

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-06-10T10:30:00

2006-06-10T14:31:49Z

props to jamie for being an ultimate supremo friend. just like one of those taco bell entrees.

I watched people do lines of coke the other night. scary I know.

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-05-30T23:39:00

2006-05-31T03:41:13Z

i just found out that karalyn aranow is dating matt flowers. that's weird and...nope, pretty much just weird. i don't think that I'm lj friends with karalyn, but sorry to you if I am.

where to begin. actually, it really doesn't matter. life here in the suburbs is nothing different from what it used to be: me watching law and order re-runs while dad is sleeping on the couch with the afghan my g-ma crocheted and my mom down in her room gossiping with my aunt, frequently pausing to get up and sneak a peek at someone walking on the sidewalk past our house who she suspects is going to damage something on out property. I just ate a late night round of grapes, butterball turkey slice, and cheese-itZ. I believe I'm listening to shania twain or perhaps faith hill (not by choice) on lite-rock right now. Op, delilah's preaching, time to change that up.

alright, no more banter. Anyhow, as many of you know, I have recently passed my 'wendy's' torch on to the future biggie-sizers of sherwood park. I now take pride in discounting geriatric pants and teeny thongs at beall's in the same plaza as my alma mater of jobs: wendy's. I come home for an hour break and eat. And at night I'll either stay home and catch the very best of trebek on jeopardy or go over to the cogan house and hang with the man-kind. If anyone ever wants to shoot the bull, here is my number: 615-4988. I am not concerned with putting my number on the internet since I have never had a predator or intend on having one. My knee-length shorts and guinness sandals usually ward off any kind of sex-craving man.
work is cool.

going to a strip club with john blondin thursday night since we tried bare assets last night and apparently couldn't get in because of the 21+ policy. you know what? because is a weird word.
well I should probably travel to stage 4 sleep here pretty soon. Love to all, but alittle more to those who are in need of it.
bye guys

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-04-23T22:13:00

2006-04-24T02:14:56Z

we lost our championship dodgeball game tonight. I won't be waking up tomorrow...

In other news, I now have a guinea pig. Everyone should come to my dormroom to see it.

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-04-15T00:20:00

2006-04-15T04:20:18Z

[Marital Status]	crazily single, any takers?
[Shoe size]	long
[Parents still together]	its cool, yeah
[Siblings]	dan
[Pets]	rip mags
*FAVORITES*
[Color]	orange
[Number]	5
[Animal]	puppies
[Drinks]	beer
[Soda]	sprite
[Book]	slambook
[Flower]	hibiscus
*DO YOU*
[Color your hair?]	hmmm...technically no, sun and the magic of peroxide
[Twirl your hair?]	no, bad for it
[Have tattoos?]	one
[Have Piercings?]	seven
[Cheat on tests/homework?]	hell yeah
[Drink/Smoke?]	yes.yes.
[Like roller coasters?]	yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]	who doesn't
[Want more piercings?]	yes
[Like cleaning?]	when inspiration hits
[Write in cursive or print?]	combo
[Own a web cam?]	ha
[Know how to drive?]	yea
[Own a cell phone?]	321-615-4988
[Ever get off the damn computer?]	rarely
*HAVE U EVER*
[Been in a fist fight?]	uh, yeah I guess
[Considered a life of crime?]	yeah who hasn't
[Considered being a hooker?]	once when I was really frustrated
[Lied to someone?]	yep
[Been in love?]	nope
[Made out with JUST a friend?]	yeah
[Been in lust?]	ohhh yeah
[Used someone]	I'm gonna admit to this
[Been used?]	being right now
[Been cheated on?]	no
[Kicked someone in the nuts?]	no i hate girls who do that shit to try to be funny
[Stolen anything?]	HA, yeah...
[Held a gun]	yep
*CURRENTS*
[Current clothing]	pickle boxers, USA shirt
[Current mood]	pissed but getting better
[Current taste]	thirsty for that water I bought a little while ago
[What you currently smell like]	clean shit
[Current hair]	wet and down
[Current thing I ought to be doing]	like everyone else...homework...or sleeping
[Current cd in stereo]	n/a
[Last book you read]	aristotle- Nicomachean Ethics
[Last movie you saw]	remember the titans
[Last thing you ate]	waffle
[Last person you talked to on the phone]	jamie
[Do drugs?]	no
[Believe there is life on other planets?]	yea
Remember your first love?]	n/a
[Still love him/her?]	n/a
[Read the newspaper?]	yes! usf oracle all the way!
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?]	yep starting to be more than straight friends. theyre more understanding
[Believe in miracles?]	no
[Do well in school?]	so so
[Wear hats]	sometimes
[Hate yourself?]	no
[Have an obsession?]	computers
[Collect anything?]	nope
[Have a best friend?]	yes
[Close friends?]	yesyesyes
[Like your handwriting?]	yes
[Care about looks]	definitely
*LOVE LIFE*
[First crush]	ryan ballard
[First kiss]	hmm...
[Do you believe in love at first sight?]	yeah
[Do you believe in "the one?"]	yeah
[Are you a tease?]	no
[Too shy to make the first move?]	most of the time
*ARE U A*
[Daydreamer]	yeah
[Bitch/Asshole]	both
[sarcastic]	kinda
[Angel]	wtf
[Devil]	wtf
[Shy]	yea
[Talkative]	can be
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I want some fucking comments assholes

2006-04-14T19:14:26Z

I am in the library, and it is awfully boring. I'm trying to write a seven paged paper on Evagrius and why he thinks humans should eliminate emotions from their life... some shit about asceticism, apatheia, eight evil thoughts, and poop. The poop part is definitely the most interesting part. I honestly don't know why this stuff is taught. We all know that eliminating emotions and being a perfect person is impossible, so, who the fuck cares about some guy who preaches about moderation and the like.

Anyhow, speaking of moderation, I've been showering in moderation lately. Yeah, I don't think I have showered since wednesday. Preserving the enviroment, and my esscence. that's how I like to think about it.

Here is a list of the things I want to do:
-be a p.e. coach
-get a sweet job in tampa
-be a soccer/tball coach next year
-transfer to FAMU and join the marching band
-study abroad in Guam
-buy a new car
-join the Tampa pro women's football team
-get rich; quick.
-find a sig. other asap
-be an activist
-transfer to another college where rugby isn't a joke
-be on jeapordy
-be on candid camera
-get a baby panda

I don't think any of this is too far of a stretch....I mean, I didn't wish to win the lottery or anything.

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-03-30T21:32:00

2006-03-31T02:36:39Z

a complete turn of events.

here is the update:
living with teagrin for sure next year.
cannot wait til I am accepted into the PE program. It looks like so much fun.
Chelsea and I ran into eachother recently, and she talked to me. She added me on myspace and we have been messaging eachother.

going to a lingerie party tonight at rocky's. I am wearing a mu mu.
I have a test tomorrow that I am oh so underprepared for, but the class's consistent failure on these tests and the usual enourmous curve given, I will hopefully do fine.

tata

dirt up my nose

2006-03-23T04:24:27Z

that subject line represents much of what has been going on in my life lately. having shit be where it isn't supposed to be and just in a weird situation. So, tonight, I definitely crowd-surfed at that Less than Jake concert. it was so much fun. Also, I just washed my american flag converse and they are looking more like the czech republic flag. I got dirt fucking everywhere. Im like coughing it up, there is still some up my nose, in the corners of my eyes, in my ears, etc etc etc..... If you guys haven't seen the pics, I got my eyebrow pierced in puerto rico with the girls, but due to many reasons and lots of thinking, I took it out tonight. Sorry jamie...I'll reimburse you. Going back to melbourne for the Ang picnic.

focusing on school now to get my mind off the lonely life i lead.
B- -> A
B -> A
B -> A
A- -> A
C+ -> B

that is what I want since I didn't get the killer bod and love life I hoped for in my first year of college.

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-02-22T15:19:00

2006-02-22T20:23:50Z

best idea I ever had, being the little genius that I am: take the knob off of the air-conditioning control, putting it back on at 80 and then rotating back down to 75. This way, it is always 5 degrees cooler than what it appears to be. MuHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now DJ can never complain again, that haitian bitch. Next best idea I've ever had: cut and paste my head onto a hot body in a bikini and post it on my facebook and myspace. The "wassup how u doin" facebook messages from black guys are overloading my mailbox.

my friends got a boyfriend and she hates that dick

2006-02-16T20:40:07Z

well well well.... what a week, no what a year. dang.... much love to all of those who gave me birthday lovin. It is greatly appreciated. For the rest of you, you better have a good reason...just playin... things are going much better here for me than they have been. I think it has something to do with the glorious weather, and my workout schedule (gets those endorphins runnin'), and a combination of friends and music...like always. I got the best compliment of my life today...well probably not the best, but this one is up there with that lady who complimented my nose in the wendy's drive-thru. boy that was weird. Anyhow, I was ordering my usual peach sunrise with an energy booster and one extra 50 cent multi-vitamin booster at the freshens smoothie palace in the marshall center when the lady swiping my flex bucks asked me if I knew who I looked like. The thoughts that raced through my head were 'charlize theron in Monster, a half-mixed black girl or dominican girl' because believe it or not I have gotten all those at one point or another. But to my suprise, she had a new one. This one is going at the top of my list because this one is definitely the best looking. She said I looked like Robin from the Real world. I am totally stoked...this chick is bangin' and I guess that means I am now too. Most of you probably don't watch the real world like I do, but look her up, and uh.. tell me what you think. Ha Ha Ha...

I am totally wearing my new guiness hat that tina got me for the bday. and Im lovin the tupac poster from Jamie. Thanks again guys.
rugby is going awesome... we are going to georgia and south carolina next weekend for two back to back games. Anyone 25 or up interested in driving us up there with rental vans? Ha... don't know what we are going to do about that one. Oh, I might be in love again too. But this time it is for real. BYE!

tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him, he best go run and hide

2006-02-07T05:03:55Z

well guys, if you watched Ellen today, it was her highschool reunion and the mayor of her city officially claimed this day Ellen Degeneres day. So happy Ellen day.

so life has been pretty topsy turvy lately. Been alot of emo music coming out of the windows media player for Lynne. right now, I got some weezer working, a little sweater song always helps the time pass. Could this be hormones?
Tonight I called Jamie about 23 times, and not one time did that bitch answer. Now that she gave some homeless woman bread she doesnt have to hang out with her friends anymore. Jeepers. So this party this weekend was pretty decent. I just lit up with the rest of John's goods that I stole. On campus, alone....wow I am pathetic but definitely feeling more relaxed. it is becoming a favorite hobby of mine...
Teagring dyed a strip of my hair last night. I look like awesome. Wow I am so good at spending hours at a time on the internet. When I need to get a prescription for expensive-ass glasses I am suing Dell. I wish I had my guitar here instead of my trombone. You just cant produce those same emotional sounds with a brass piece of shit. Oh speaking of that, I think I am going to transfer to FAMU next year so I can be in that awesome marching band. They dance with style and hump the ground and do all kinds of provocative numbers that I am really into. You know... I'm having a bit of a contingency problem. is that the right word? Probably not.

I really hate people that can't commit to anything. This totally doesn't mean in the relationship way(I dont give a shit about you guys and all of your boyfriend/girlfriend shit). I'm talking just about simple day to day activities. Why dont people like playing a sport as much as I do? Why can't people commit themselves to a hairstyle? (sorry tina) And lastly, why doesn't anyone ever commit to being cool 100% of the time? I mean seriously people, like that song Queen Latifah sung in Chicago, what you do for Mama, Mama will do for you. Something like that, something about a reciprocity issue...I don't know, but really, my best friends and I are always there for eachother and I would be there for friends of mine who arent my best too, but they arent there for me, so fuck that shit.

Just one more thing for all of you kiddies and cadets out there to ponder in all of your less serious moments, what is it in the food of the Argos dining hall that continually erks my bowels in the most horrific ways, keeping me to function in a normal way for about an hour after each dining session?

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-01-27T12:28:00

2006-01-27T17:43:54Z

ha ha...ok so drunk live-journal posting is right up there with murdering babies. Everyone should try to avoid this at all times. I don't know what got over me last night, but I do know that I got crazily drunk. So I am not afraid to post this, because honestly, I have no dignity, really. I am typing from a stool right now because my computer chair is wet. Yes, I peed myself last night while I was professing my love to people through AIM. I forgot that I peed myself, but when I woke up completeley nude, there was a certain indication that something went wrong. Last night was just terrible. There weren't that many people at the party and then I got really toasted and cried and Karin comforted me. Muy embarassing. Anyways, things totally went haywire when we were leaving, Karin or teagrin were supposed to give me a ride home, but I decided on walking home with two boys. They weren't bad, kind of short and small, but I have an affinity for that type. Also, I was in full-greek wear since this was a toga party. So were walking and then, I dont know what happened but two cop cars stopped us. HAHA. So they start asking us where we were coming from, I couldn't see much because of the damn flashlight in my eyes. So, thank the lord for my rugby girls, I get a phone call at the perfect timing and I begin walking away like I couldnt hear the person on the phone, and then, I just bolt. I started sprinting in my damn toga with my Jordan's. I'm yelling at teagrin through the phone to save me and pick me up. Meanwhile I am behind a dumpster trying to jump a grassy wall to get to the avalon. So finally, after about 20 phone calls, Teags comes and picks me up, I go home, do that crazy online shit, pee myself, and eventually roll into bed around 4. I went to class at 11, still drunk. Thankyou financial aid. I have class in about an hour too.

I just ate too much Burger King.

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-01-27T03:36:00

2006-01-27T08:36:48Z

i wish you guys could understand. the first time I callled chelsea tonight.......what the fuck mistake. she didnt answer but regardless i fedlt i deserved it to her. I mean, maybe what I did wAs wrong, maybe not, but honestly I have no idea and I feel like shit. I can't believe it. tina I am sorry if I dont make it. And honestly, I don't know what to say to you other than I am sorry.

BTW, I dcont know what to do with my life.

i am so sorry 2 everytone.

lynnehatesplums @ 2006-01-17T15:45:00

2006-01-17T20:54:47Z

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
symptoms. Blood vessels are part of the

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
nuffin'

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
room
raiders

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3:48

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:46

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Three doors down...a stretch for me

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 3:10...leaving my math class

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
well, Heather;s journal...but before that; people form real world/room raiders myspaces

9. What are you wearing?
eg softball shorts, usf shirt

10. Did you dream last night?
I may have

11. When did you last laugh?
at my asian math teacher, he is so cute

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
posters, cards from friends, calendar, simpsons bar sign, some drawings

13. Seen anything weird lately?
yeah, people who work at Argos

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I definitely liked the interactive questions...wish there were more.

15. What is the last film you saw?
hmmm...began watching wedding singer the other night, but new films.... I'd have to say I dunno

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
everything

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have a tattoo now

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
no criticism towards anyone

19. Do you like to dance?
of course

20. George Bush:
smoerge bush

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
oopsie

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him
oopsie #2

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
have, and hopefully will

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
how the hell did you get here? I thought you hated me.

25. 3 people who must also do this quiz in THEIR journal:
rhonda, greg, julio

livejournal, more like cooljournal.

2006-01-03T04:25:05Z

It's so good to be updating tonight. I was going to go out, the usual wing night and brunswick, but, I was feeling a little under the weather and just thought I ought to stay in. So I did. Work fuckin sucks. My schedule is 12-8, Mon.-Fri. Doesn't leave much for productive activity outside of work, and I am going back on Saturday. Actually, I am going to Orlando to UCF on Saturday because my team selected myself, and two others, Teagrin and Akua, to go represent ourselves in a Florida rugby union meeting. So, this should be pretty exciting, and we may end up going to universal afterwards too. In any case, Teagrin is bringing me back to Tampa. Just in case any of you wanted to know. Alot of times I feel like this lj business is stupid because only tina and jamie care and comment with the occasional (and very much appreciated) comments from amber and kathleen. Oh well, I guess I should probably be more of a commenter too.
Funny lately how I have been feeling pretty happy almost most of the time. I really have great friends and its awesome to see how people appreciate your company. I have come in contact with so many people, old and new since I have been back and have had such a great time. Well, most of the time...except for where I got really drunk at Christine's xmas party and made an asshole of myself, and Patrick's New Year's party where all those band kids will look at me sideways for just cursing. Seriously, I know they all think I am just this crazy drunk girl who has no manners and parties too much and doesn't love God as much as I should. But, in all reality, I am just a newfound college party-girl, and this is how I have always been. AND... the Cogan's most defnitely enjoyed my booze expertise as I served Barb a Malibu and Rick a cold Guinness.
Anyways, Chelsea reminded myself the other day that I am somewhat smart. She said I am intelligent and I looked at her funny. But we all sure as hell know that I could outwit any of your asses in RealWorld tivia or the life of Lisa Lopes. I think my most intelligent and smooth talking comes after a few totties and usually happens between myself and someone that I have just met. Keep em' coming Moe!

So here are the highlights of my vacation, or lack thereof:
- Seeing Elizabeth Sinclair
- Strip club with Nate, John, Patrick
- getting crazy drunk with Chris and Liz
- the good shit I got for Christmas
- Hanging out with Jamie in MELBOURNE. It was much needed occaision.
- Clothing party hosted by my Tina
- BBQ! fuckin awesome, what a turnout.
- Gameworks/Tampa @ Chelsea's
- Trying to score pot from some kid named Chris who worked at Gameworks and hit on Chelsea's friend Danielle, who happens to be a lesbian.
- ice skating/fairvilla
- NEW YEAR'S- Patrick's.. Jenn's (charades, a drunk Bernie, smoking out @ 3 in the morning, not getting excessively drunk, a rarity in the least)
- receiving text messages from Rhode Island Tiffany.
- It not being 2005 anymore...Jesus Christ, hApPy NeW yEar!!!

So I guess I am out... I need to freekin clean my room. It is getting out of control. I'm looking around and there is an ugly mix of trombone, soccer cleats, ice cooler, mini basketball, and moccasins scattered about my room. Must fix that nonsense.
May luck and love be with you all and come visit me and buy those JBCB's at Wendy's, post commons location. Oh, by the way, Junior Bacon's are now on the 99cent menu again, but it is now made with only one piece of bacon which we tear in half before putting it on the sandwich. Ghetto, I know...but so worth it.

Unexpected Delinquency

2005-12-22T06:58:09Z

Hello again... My mind has been erupting Mount Vesuvius-style latley. I have had lots of time to lean my thoughts away from important matters such as school and occupy it with less meaningful ones such as; will this Spicy Chicken Combo meal be Biggie Sized or not, and would they like a Coke, and lastly,would they prefer to substitute a Baked potato, Crisp Caesar salad, or perhaps a piping hot Chili for the usual lightly salted French Fri?
Anyhow, I have been going out quite a bit. Last night I played Balderdash with Elizabeth, Tommy, Paul and some of Liz's old hoover friends. After that, I went to the Sport's Page with Liz and Chris. I had a good time. Tonight after my lengthy shift, I went to Patrick's where Nate and John joined us. We then proceeded to get some McDonald's and after quite a bit of persuasion, towards Patrick from the three of us, we went to Sinderella'z. Yes, a strip club behind the Auto Parts shops near Hott Flix. Since females are free with a male escort, I paid for Patrick since he was the one who didnt want to go. Now that I think about it, jesus what an asshole. Looks like he is never getting that BJ I offered him. Just playing... Funniest part of the night was that this one girl, who was soooo nerdy and not in the least bit sexy, she was black and chunky and had glasses and a headband and sundayschool sandals on. Well, she just happened to be Nate's old Sunday School teacher's daughter. and she gave nate her number so they could get in touch. Funny shit, no lie.
Anyways, we only stayed there for about an hour or so, and now I am home and tired, and pissed that I have to work a long shift AGAIN tomorrow..... : (

Jamie, that love potion you gave me isn't working. Looks as if my availabilty status is exceptionally open and always has been. Hurrah to that! Next week, after the clothing party and after the Mary/Sarah/Lynne BBQ, I am heading with Jamie back to Tampa for a couple of days to stay with Chelsea. I will be back on Thursday and most likely back on the job taking orders. O K.

Sleepy Sleeperton

lynnehatesplums @ 2005-12-15T20:54:00

2005-12-16T01:58:41Z

My 5 simple pleasures.
Name 5 of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick 5 people to do
the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone
else has already used.

1. christmas lights

2. skateboarding on the 5th floor of the usf parking garage really late at night when there is a slight chill....even better with someone you care about.

3. when argos has baked potatoes

4. text messages that say 'morning sunshine'

5. getting green lights 100% of the time when you are in a hurry

I tag: both michelles- dukie and versluis, mike conway, lindsey stevenson, heather

ha ha ha, ho ho ho

2005-12-11T07:36:54Z

so, I just slipped a condom under marlee's door. And then I slipped a $20. And then I slipped a piece of paper that said "please?". I seriously get the best ideas when I'm around her. I let her keep the paper, but needed back everything else for obvious reasons. juust playing.

tonight Chelsea and I went and skated in the parking garage for abouut 3 hours. She did well, and I didnt. I was trying to do one of my new tricks that I thought I had mastered the other night, and I ended up just fucking up and fell on my left ass and my wrist. I am fine though...but it definitely shook the whole garage. I asked my mom for a good skateboard for christmas...spidey isnt cutting the mustard. She said she would consider. So today and technically today (saturday and sunday) I was/am supposed to spend all day studying, but it didnt go too well for the saturday portion. For some reason the only thing I could think about was...how come I am studying on a Saturday? Seriously the only thing I learned today was that Sojourner Truth was 6' tall.

I am beginning Wendys next saturday : (

Brad Paisley, Alchohol song is the best song ever. It is so funny. my favorite line is "helping white people dance". That is so funny to me that these rednecks are admitting that they can't dance. Everyone who hasn't heard this yet needs to download it illegally. Yes, illegally.
I cannot wait for some eggnog. bring it on santa!

scruffy

2005-12-10T03:12:25Z

so, there is this jewish rugby boy named Scruffy who I.....nevermind. anyways, crazy white trash christmas party last night. I drank so much free beer and got people coppin feels on my ass all night. My experience ended up being quite... kosher? Jesus Christ....
anyways, exams are splendid. I am spending my day tomorrow studying. I need moneys

bye

kind of jumping the gun on this new year's shit.

2005-12-05T05:03:57Z

1) Was 2005 a good year for you? it definitely was the most trying year of my life...seriously

2) What was your favorite moment of the year? no doubt about it the last few months of high school. Powderpuff, grad nite, graduation, endless parties.... ahh...

3) What was your least favorite moment of the year? yeah, several... my February incident where I maybe shouldn't have told my parents something that I did, putting my Maggie to sleep, adjusting to college, and seeing my friend go through so much.

4) Where were you when 2005 began? either at Patrick's or Tina;s...i was jumpin around.

5) Who were you with? some band nerds, a few best friends, and some of zach's racist friends

6) Where will you be when 2005 ends? Melbourne.....party?

7.) Who will you be with when 2005 ends? no guarantees, hopefully someone special, but the way my luck has been going...

8) Did you keep your New Year's resolution of 2005? fuck resolutions

9) Do you have a New Year's resolution for 2006? see 8

10) Did you fall in love in 2005? yeah...no. came close, just kidding...

11) If yes, with who? nope nope nope...

12) If yes, do they know? ah...

13) Are you still in love with them? I have strong feelings right now for someone I barely know and just recently met... ok? that is the truth. now leave me alone.

14) Do you regret it? I regret everytime I set myself up. I fall in love easily. Jamie says I'm passionate, and that usually overpowers the other person ultimately leading me to become depressed. But, no, I don't regret I had a good time and some good hookup action.

15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2005? wow, no

16) Did you make any new friends in 2005? most def. and I love them all

17) Who are your favorite new people in your life? lots of rugby girls and marlee is pretty damn cool. i guess that is it...

18) What was your favorite month of 2005? april

19) Did you travel outside of the US in 2005? never

20) How many different states did you travel to in 2005? woe is me....none

21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2005? my dog

22) Did you miss anybody in the past year? not particularly...I guess jamie and tina and alison being awway at school.

23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2005? hmm... saved?

24) What was your favorite song from 2005? too many to name. basically every rap song.

25) What was your favorite record from 2005? i d/l illegally.

26) How many concerts did you see in 2005? yellowcard and kevin little... not really by choice.

27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2005? the ciara one that I missed because the line to space mountain was so long

28) Did u drink a lot of alcohol in 2005? well, I suppose... FUCK YEAH!!

29) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2005? nah

30) How many people did you sleep with in 2005? no one really

31) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year? never

33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2005? I forgive all liars, none stick out to me.

34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2005? of course. I am a bully

35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2005? oh yeah

36) How much money did you spend in 2005? thousands

37) What was your proudest moment of 2005? prom walking down the candidate aisle with MR. Sawyer, drunk. graduation night...u know.

38) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2005? I have glory

39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2005 and change something, what would it be? nothing could be changed..it all needed to happen.

40) What are your plans for 2006? keep kicking ass in rugby, make more friends, get a job, and volunteer.